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Windows
           
  If Bill Gates is a god, Windows must be the nuisance divine. OS/2 Viruscan - Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)  
  Windows 2000! Microsoft: make all things to disturb your present. Say NO to drugs... Be smart: blow out your... Windows!!!  
  Your computer is slow? Break? The screen stop? No, it isn't virus... it's Windows! Windows is not bad... just wait it be ready.  
  Have you notice that Windows runs quickly? Neither I... This virus requires Windows 3x  
  FIAT,stink and Windows,just the owner like it... In case of emergecy, break Windows!  
  Chernobyl used Windows to runs the reators. If your Windows doens't give problems, complain to Microsoft Co.  
  Windows... grace who see, desgrace who use. The desgrace contra-ataca: Windows 2000  
           
           
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